Sultry Wench
Caldari
Bombshell Cartel
Terror Syndicate
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Posted - 2008.01.28 21:57:00 -
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Hi, you still looking?
1. candidates must be proficient with English, both written and oral
2. candidates must have and ENJOY using Ventrilo (and TeamSpeak, for that matter)
3. candidates must have minimum 20M skillpoints on their main character (although genuine awesomeness may make up for a slight lack in this area... maybe)
You suddenly wake up in a cold sweat, alone and naked in a cheap hotel room. A cold breeze shoots in from the open window. A faint "drip, drip, drip" is coming from the small bathroom in the corner. The television was left on, but spewing nothing but static. And then out of nowhere you hear a loud rap on your door. You can't seem to find any of your clothes anywhere. The knocking intensifies. What do you do?
...
TOO LATE! YOU DIE OF A ****** OVERDOSE!
Now enough of this garbage, let's get down to business.
About us
We are the best corporation in all of EVE. Come join a close-knit group with more friendship, trust, honesty, and comradery than any other. We're a bunch of experienced guys who came together with a willingness to help one another and interests in all realms of this game. We feature small group PVP, large fleet battles as part of the biggest war in the EVE Universe, industrial efforts to match PVP, and of course, a thriving capital ship program. We're a smaller independent corporation working to accomplish big things, and most importantly, we want to have fun doing so.
if you feel your current situation is too cold...
if you need more interaction...
if you want more freedom...
if you want your corp to work for you as much as you work for it...
if you want to put your fingers in more pies than simply the ones you are instructed to...
if you want to make new friends...
if you want to go on the occasional killing spree (or perhaps more often than that)...
if you need longterm goals to work toward...
if you want to live in deep 0.0 space...
if you want the ability to discuss decisions and pitch ideas openly with your corp...
if you want mutual respect...
if you want recognition for the things that you do...
if you want to really count on the battlefield...
if you want to keep the game fresh for yourself...
if you want to sign on after a rough day and spend some time with people you trust...
THEN BOMBSHELL CARTEL IS FOR YOU (exclamation point)
Interested parties please refer questions to Hamcraft, or anyone else in this damn corporation for that matter!
AND HERE'S HOW YOU JOIN!
1. First, send me a mail saying you're interested.
2. Then, let me (and/or someone else) open up a convo with you at our convenience.
3. Meanwhile, register on http://www.evebomb.com/ with your in-game name and, under "Usergroups", apply to join the "Public Access" usergroup.
4. When Forum access is granted, introduce yourself to us on our forums. BE PREPARED to discuss your favorite beverage, movie, and the famous person you find the most sexually attractive.
5. You may be asked to come speak with us on Ventrilo.
6. Submit an in-game app to the corp.
7. Wait as our oompa loompa processes your information with his Commodore 64, and we discuss your arse thoroughly.
8. We will then insert a "BAD DUDES" cartridge into an old, crappy front-loader Nintendo Entertainment system and press the power button. If the game starts correctly then your application is accepted; if a blue screen flashes then sorry, you will have to look somewhere else. |